Every Day Joke

Never Send Email to a Wrong Id

2006-08-29T23:58:00.000-07:00

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned   from her       husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from     relatives and   friends.        After reading the   first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into   the room, found   his mother on the floor, and saw the     computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Reached
    Date: 16 May 2006
I know you're   surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
    I've just reached and have been checked in.
    I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

Laloo, Sonia, a saint and a schoolboy

2006-08-28T00:04:00.000-07:00

Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were travelling by a private plane.Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.

Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.

The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump.

"The school boy said, "Don't worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!"

When Laloo completed 25 years

2006-08-27T01:14:00.000-07:00

When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed Rabridevi, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Lalloo was pleased.

But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Lallo Prasad.

She said: "The stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our people are spitting on the wrong side!"